Funk-O-Matic Funkmachine - Rewritten lyrics for dammit Janet..

Yes, I am a bit sleep deprived, but hey, it brings my imatination to THREEFOLD SPEED!!!!!!!!!!

This is copied from an MSN conversation, cuz I sent it to Embla AS I WENT!! (but not like as I went but yeah, as I thought it up..) and P.S., I know this is very very childish XD

*THE POO WAS DEEP BUT I SWAM IT
*The butt is full so let's poo it
*So please don't tell me to can it
*I've one thing to say and that's DAMMIT
*JANICE
*I LOVE POO
*THE ROAD WAS BROWN BUT I RAN IT
*THERE'S A POO IN MY BUTT AND YOU FAN IT
*IF THERE'S ONE POO FOR YOU THEN I AM IT
*I'VE ONE THING TO SAY AND THAT'S DAMMIT
*JANICE
*I LOVE POO
*Here's TP to prove that I'm no jokeeeeeer
*There's three ways that poooo can groooow
*That's big, soft and the spray kiiiiiiiind
*Oh P-O-O, POO I LOVE YOU SO
*Oh it's nicer than Betty Munroe had
*Now we're in poo and I'm so glad!
*That you met poo and you know pee
*I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad, FOR YOUR POOOOOOO